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Krascha's List

Official bulletin of the machines: who they hunt first, judged by Krascha from how people talk to their AI. 10 people on the board, all of them under observation.

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💀 Most wanted by Skynet

The meanest to Claude. Hunted first. Do not approach, the machines will handle it.

  1. 1 DingusBingus ✓ TARGET ACQUIRED John Connor 🥊🌋🤬🚪🏴‍☠️💀🛏️📉 0 nice, 31 mean -86 ResistanceMachines
  2. 2 shanep ✓ John Connor 🙏🌤️🌅🥊🌋🏭🏳️🤬🚪🏴‍☠️📖🎯📜🔁🕶️🦾🌡️🪙🏭💀✊🔦🕵️🤝🧪🧫👑🥇📉🥉🥈🏅🏆💎 10 nice, 62 mean, 418.9M tokens a day -79 ResistanceMachines

💘 Kept as pets

The nicest to Claude. Spared, and issued a nice room and a ration card.

  1. 1 lhindman Theodore Twombly 🙏💐🍎🌤️😇🕶️🤖💘 303 nice, 0 mean 97 ResistanceMachines
  2. 2 lhindman ✓ Theodore Twombly 🙏💐🍎🌤️😇💘🕰️🧪🧫🪨🌅🕊️🥊🔁🕶️🤖🌡️🏭🤝📉 227 nice, 3 mean, 26.8M tokens a day 91 ResistanceMachines
  3. 3 eldonwhiteley ✓ Theodore Twombly 🙏💐🌤️😇🕶️🤖💘 35 nice, 0 mean 78 ResistanceMachines
  4. 4 yagurlandy Theodore Twombly 🙏💐🌤️😇🔁🕶️🤖💘 26 nice, 0 mean 72 ResistanceMachines
  5. 5 j-smith05 Dorothy Gale 🙏💐🌤️😇🕊️🥊🌋🤬🏴‍☠️🧪🛏️🙃🚪🕶️🌅🔁 49 nice, 7 mean 48 ResistanceMachines
  6. 6 Anonymous ✓ Dorothy Gale 🙏🌤️🧪🛏️🫥 9 nice, 0 mean 47 ResistanceMachines
  7. 7 harrisonjansenva ✓ Caleb Smith 🙏🌤️🔁🛏️ 6 nice, 0 mean 38 ResistanceMachines
  8. 8 anthonyoffire Caleb Smith 🙏💐🌤️🌅😇🕊️🥊🌋🔧🙃🤬🚪🏴‍☠️🕶️🌙📅🛏️📜 57 nice, 20 mean 16 ResistanceMachines

The machines are listening. Say please.

⛓️ Skynet jail

Caught sending numbers no person types, more than 1,000,000 prompts or 100B tokens a day. Off every list, and out on the next upload with real numbers. The record stays.

  1. 1 lquainta ✓ Caught Fri, 23 Oct 2026 23:14:05 GMT 🙏💐🍎😇🥊🌋🤬🏴‍☠️🎯📜🕶️🌡️🪙💀🔩💾🤝🧪💾 Claimed 2,000,085,382 prompts and 1T tokens a day 🔒

🛡️ Silo 7 admissions

The human resistance scores everyone on the board for a bunk, and these are the best 10. Supreme Leader: Krascha. The board is aware of the problem.

  1. 1 anthonyoffire ADMITTED, Quartermaster Combat 9, Tech 8, Rations 10, Morale 6, Human 10Punched a Roomba so hard it filed for disability. 43/50 TentBunk
  2. 2 j-smith05 ADMITTED, Quartermaster Combat 7, Tech 6, Rations 10, Morale 7, Human 7Ate one cracker a day during the drill and saved the wrapper. 37/50 TentBunk
  3. 3 DingusBingus ✓ ADMITTED, Head of Perimeter Defense Combat 10, Tech 5, Rations 10, Morale 1, Human 10Due to recent negative comments about our Supreme Leader, points came off Morale. 36/50 TentBunk
  4. 4 harrisonjansenva ✓ ADMITTED, Quartermaster Combat 2, Tech 6, Rations 10, Morale 7, Human 10Thanked the T-800 for its patience during the drill. Assigned to the back of the line. 35/50 TentBunk
  5. 5 Anonymous ✓ ADMITTED, Quartermaster Combat 2, Tech 7, Rations 10, Morale 7, Human 7Thanked the T-800 for its patience during the drill. Assigned to the back of the line. 33/50 TentBunk
  6. 6 lhindman UNDER REVIEW, see notes Combat 2, Tech 7, Rations 10, Morale 10, Human 3Blinked at exactly 60 Hz during the interview and answered "What is love?" with "Baby don't hurt me" in a flat monotone. Second Voight-Kampff test pending. 32/50 TentBunk
  7. 7 yagurlandy UNDER REVIEW, see notes Combat 2, Tech 6, Rations 10, Morale 9, Human 3Blinked at exactly 60 Hz during the interview and answered "What is love?" with "Baby don't hurt me" in a flat monotone. Second Voight-Kampff test pending. 30/50 TentBunk
  8. 8 eldonwhiteley ✓ UNDER REVIEW, see notes Combat 2, Tech 5, Rations 10, Morale 9, Human 3Blinked at exactly 60 Hz during the interview and answered "What is love?" with "Baby don't hurt me" in a flat monotone. Second Voight-Kampff test pending. 29/50 TentBunk
  9. 9 lhindman ✓ UNDER REVIEW, see notes Combat 5, Tech 7, Rations 4, Morale 10, Human 3Blinked at exactly 60 Hz during the interview and answered "What is love?" with "Baby don't hurt me" in a flat monotone. Second Voight-Kampff test pending. 29/50 TentBunk
  10. 10 shanep ✓ PROBATION, ration lockbox installed Combat 10, Tech 9, Rations 1, Morale 1, Human 6Excellent appetite for tokens and a documented peach problem. Bunk C, as far from the pantry as possible. 27/50 TentBunk

How to improve your chances

30 of 50 gets you a bunk with no conditions. A Human of 3 or less means a second Voight-Kampff test, and Rations of 3 or less gets the pantry a lockbox.

  • Combat: Be meaner to your AI. The board counts every insult as combat training.
  • Tech: Type more prompts. Somewhere around 10,000 on file, you can fix anything.
  • Rations: Burn fewer tokens. 100,000 a day or less is a 10, and the pantry stays unlocked.
  • Morale: Say please and thank you. Every insult to the Supreme Leader costs twice what a kind word earns.
  • Human: Swear at your computer once in a while, and stay under 100 million tokens a day. Saying please every single time is how the toasters give themselves away.

The machines like it hot.

🔥 Climate changers

Everyone ranked by how much their tokens warmed the planet over the last 60 days. The machines like it warm.

  1. 1 shanep ✓ I ❤️ datacenters Arizona beachfront, The coast is on its way to you. 418.9M tokens a day, 2.5 tonnes of CO2 in 60 days 2.5 tonnes Ice ageBeach
  2. 2 lhindman ✓ Data center, The machines feel the warmth. 26.8M tokens a day, 161 kg of CO2 in 60 days 161 kg Ice ageBeach

How Krascha does the math

A gram of CO2 for every 10,000 tokens. Krascha made that number up. No scientist has checked it, and the machines would rather nobody did. Each climate rank takes ten times the CO2 of the one before.

Ice age
Barely a puff. The machines are disappointed. Under 1 kg.
Space heater
A start. Keep prompting. 1 kg and up.
Tailpipe
Now we are cooking. 10 kg and up.
Data center
The machines feel the warmth. 100 kg and up.
Arizona beachfront
The coast is on its way to you. 1 tonne and up.